Officially Announcing My One-Week Hiatus From Facebook

November 9, 2020 at 3:41 p.m.
Hi everyone … things have gotten a bit too real here and I’m craving actual human contact. Taking a break from Facebook for the next week. Call me at ◼︎◼︎◼︎-◼︎◼︎◼︎-◼︎◼︎◼︎◼︎ if you want to hang out. See uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

November 9, 2020 at 4:14 p.m.
Hey everyone, just popped back on for a sec cause I wanted to mention that you can also message me if you want to hang out IRL, or email me at ◼︎◼︎◼︎◼︎◼︎@gmail.com. kthxbai!

November 10, 2020 at 11:04 a.m.
BTW I deleted FB Messenger off my phone this morning so if you’ve been messaging me on FB please send a text message to the number I posted previously or I won’t get it. Sushi? Let’s hang! OK, I’m out. See you in a week…

November 10, 2020 at 1:19 p.m.
I don’t know if this article about GMOs is true or not, but I’m sharing it anyway because I think it makes some good points that we should all take to heart. P.S. I’m NOT checking FB, but I just had to log in to see if I had any messages. From now on please don’t send me anything through FB, just text me.

November 10, 2020 at 2:12 p.m.
Everyone pls send me your contact deets because I accidentally erased my phone when I was re-installing FB to make sure I didn’t have any messages.

November 11, 2020 at 8:33 a.m.
Thought people might be interested to know how the hiatus from Facebook is going. So far, so good. It’s amazing to have my life back. Last night instead of mindlessly scrolling through FB I spent actual time rearranging my Pinterest categories. I feel alive for the first time in I-don’t-know-how-long.

November 11, 2020 at 8:35 a.m.
http://www.pinterest.com/◼︎◼︎◼︎◼︎◼︎◼︎◼︎◼︎. I’d love your feedback. Post below.

November 11, 2020 at 8:37 a.m.
I mean next week. I won’t be responding this week because I’m on a FB hiatus.

November 11, 2020 at 7:44 p.m.
Sorry for the vaguebooking, but if you’re reading this it means I DIDN’T unfriend you today, unlike some people who shall remain nameless and who are not a positive influence in my life. I don’t want to get into details, but to say that someone’s pins are derivative is kind of missing the whole point. If you think this is about you IT ISN’T because I’ve blocked that person from seeing this post. Message me if you want more details.

November 11, 2020 at 8:11 p.m.
I mean text me. ◼︎◼︎◼︎-◼︎◼︎◼︎-◼︎◼︎◼︎◼︎. I’m out. See you all on Sunday. I hope you can live without me on FB for four days. ha ha

November 12, 2020 at 1:02 a.m.
Still on hiatus, but had to share this video of owls wearing sombreros. What was that old anti-smoking ad when we were kids? Woody Owl? Who remembers? Post in the comments…

November 13, 2020 at 10:50 a.m.
Just FYI, if you block me from seeing your posts it doesn’t affect my sense of self-worth. I know you’re talking about me on your page because I can see when you’re last online, and you’ve been online every hour today, but I don’t need to defend myself and our mutual “friends” know enough to not listen to what your saying about me. Anyway, I’ve blocked you so you can’t read this, but it just needs to be said. Peace out.

November 13, 2020 at 10:59 a.m.
*”you’re” saying about me. Not “your”.

November 13, 2020 at 2:44 p.m.
Day four of the Facebook hiatus going really well. I feel way more relaxed and it’s nice to not be mindlessly checking FB every five minutes when I’m watching TV. I realize now that I waste SOOOOOOOOOOO much time on FB, but 2nite I was able to get through an entire season of TAAHM on Netflix without looking at FB more than once.

November 13, 2020 at 2:46 p.m.
Two And A Half Men, in case you were wondering.

November 13, 2020 at 11:21 p.m.
OMG, this show is totally underrated.

November 14, 2020 at 1:30 a.m.
Why do I keep taking these quizzes? This is like the 15th one I’ve taken this week and it’s never as interesting as it sounds.

November 14, 2020 at 9:48 a.m.
Re-posting this link without comment. If you think this is not a real problem in our society then you’re not paying attention to what’s going on. Wake up and open your eyes before the people who control everything make your decision for you. I’m genuinely interested to know what people think. If you disagree, please don’t post on here because this is my page and I prefer not to have other viewpoints. Thank you.

November 14, 2020 at 2:44 p.m.
Shit, some people messaged me to say that the link didn’t work. If you can’t see the link, please message me here and I’ll send it to you.

November 14, 2020 at 4:38 p.m.
Definitely still on hiatus but posting this just to be safe: All views expressed on Facebook are my own, and I do not permit any of my status updates, photos or links to be used by any corporate entity in any marketing or promotion, under Statute 32.211.032 of California law. Cut and paste this in its entirety for it to be legally binding.

November 14, 2020 at 8:04 p.m.
SO IT TURNS OUT THAT IF YOU UNFRIEND SOMEONE THEIR COMMENTS ON YOUR POSTS DO NOT GO AWAY. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, FACEBOOK. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TALK TO SOMEONE AT FB BECAUSE I AM REALLY ANGRY ABOUT THIS AND I AM PROBABLY GOING TO CANCEL MY ACCOUNT. YOU HAVE LOST A VALUABLE CUSTOMER FB I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY!!!!

November 14, 2020 at 9:37 p.m.
Ha ha ha false alarm. I figured out I can just delete the entire post.

November 15, 2020 at 10:01 a.m.
Day five of FB hiatus. Definitely easier than I was expecting. Not being on FB this whole week has opened my eyes to how much I’m addicted. Looking forward to shutting it off 100% for the next two days.

November 15, 2020 at 12:15 p.m.
Definitely off from now on. See you in 48 hours, suckers.

November 15, 2020 at 12:35 p.m.
Anyone else have trouble telling Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds apart or is it just me ha ha?

November 16, 2020 at 11:18 p.m.
Technically 34 more hours to go, but a work week is five days ha ha, so that counts. It’s been a great week being off Facebook. Even though I didn’t spend as much time hanging out with friends as I would have liked, I definitely got more in touch with a part of me that I’d lost and it’s nice to have this time for reflection. I think I’m going to do this once a month. In fact, I don’t even feel like being on FB now, gonna go read a book and then go to bed. #nofacebookinthebedroom #reallife #stronger

November 16, 2020 at 11:21 p.m.
Anyone up?