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Brief Annotated Highlights From My Online Medical Record
I recently underwent a CAT scan, MRI, surgery and numerous physical therapy appointments as the result of youthful exuberance at the gym…
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How to Write a Cover Letter
Dear Real Name of Person Who is Hiring For This Job, I’m writing to express my strong interest in the position of The Job Title. Here’s one sentence about why I’m the perfect candidate for this job based on my experience. This sentence talks about why I’
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The KonMari Method of Tidying: Now Updated for Real People
Recently, based on reader feedback, Marie Kondo published a revised and updated version of the bestseller The Life-Changing Magic of…
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Full Text of the Prenuptial Agreement as Executed Between Me and My Cat
The following is a binding agreement between Lola (hereafter referred to as “Cat”) and Andrew Berkowitz (hereafter referred to as “Owner”)…
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Officially Announcing My One-Week Hiatus From Facebook
November 9, 2020 at 3:41 p.m. Hi everyone … things have gotten a bit too real here and I’m craving actual human contact. Taking a break…
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On the Questionable Copywriting Decisions in the Holiday Inn Express Breakfast Area
A Review and Photo Essay
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10 Places to See Just Before You Die
1. The trunk of Jimmy “Little Fingers” Colucci’s Lincoln Town Car (Continental Edition), two hours after an untimely missed field goal that failed to cover the spread in the Browns-Vikings Thursday Night Football game. 2. Seat 16B of an oversold Somon Air Ilyushin Il-114 regional jet (“Tajikistan’s Low